TRIVIAL THOUGHTS

collection of insignificant thoughts

 
 

 

 
 

 

Believe it or not

Wise Guy

 
 

 

 
 

 

- A minute's success pays the failure of years.

- On a plumber's truck: 'We repair what your husband fixed.'

- In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer.

- On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels.

- In a Podiatrist's office: 'Time wounds all heels.'

- The only disability in life is a bad attitude.

- Drunkenness is temporary suicide.

- Sign over a gynecologist's office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

- A great artist is always before his time or behind it.

- Worry is a funky luxury when a lot has to be done.

- A guilty conscience needs to confess. A work of art is a confession.

- He is able who thinks he is able.

- I praise loudly, I blame softly.

- Your heart is mine; there I reign. I am content.

- Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

- Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

- Money, Attitude, Ego are like underwear. You should have it but you should not show it unless you are superman !

- Since we shall love each other, I shall be great and you shall be rich.

- All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.

 

- A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.

- The less you open up to others, the more you will suffer.

- Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.

- Someone asked me for how long will we both be friends I remained Silent because I Didn't know which one is longer "ALWAYS OR FOREVER".

- A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

- Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.

- Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.

- One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?

- Fools learn from experience. Wise men learn from the experience of others.

- I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince.

- What is full form of A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H. A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls heart.

- The only person who can make me smile is a dentist.

- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

- You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

- Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

- You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

- It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

- I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world's no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won't let you down.

 

- I cannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure: Try to please everyone.

- It's amazing how easy it is for a man to understand a wife - when she isn`t his own!

- If they say "Good looks could kill", then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!

- Law of Murphy - Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later...Murphy was an optimist.

- All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

- You remind me a lot of myself... when I was young and stupid.

- How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

- If I had feelings you'd be hurting them right now.

- Christmas is the Blessed season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!

- Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

- Love can sometimes be magic- but magic can sometimes be an ILLUSION!

- A healthy nature needs no God or immortality.

- To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.

- Happiness is a warm puppy.

- Anger manages everything badly.

- One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.

Courtesy: Wise Guy